people on tumblr are better movie poster makers than actual movie poster makers
people who drink milk with icecubes
When a man dressed as Satan speaks more accurately about God than your pastor, you know something is wrong.
No. Seriously. Satan. Come Preach it.
oh look it’s back
im not even religious and i love this
why aren’t there synonyms for “me”
because there’s no one else like you
that was surprisingly adorable
My mood depends on how good my wi-fi is
its ya boi
u tryin to start shit labelle
He “works” with guys named Sam, Dean and Crowley
He has a really huge “hockey bag” that we’re not allowed to look in
We have an outrageous amount of salt in the basement
(that’s just the start, there’s more in the garage)
He also really likes his leather jacket.
UPDATE: HE’S ALWAYS ON BUSINESS TRIPS AND ONCE CAME HOME FROM A “HOCKEY GAME” WITH A HUGE CUT ON HIS NECK
Your father is a hunter.
my dick has a lot in common with the sun
nobody likes looking directly at it?
It gives people cancer?
woAh woah woah
fuck you america
portugal has TWO freedom days
america has 365
except for the 365 where gays can’t get married
wahT THE?? FUCk???? THEIR MOM’?? JUST FCUKING EXPKODED ON THE FUCKING CEILING OVER THEIR KID;?????
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE GAY ANGELS
I WAS MISLED ABOUT THIS SHOW